my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell