yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

(Source: sillyraycyrus, via rainbow-llama)

fuckies:

I appreciate fine art and fine boys.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

(via realfunny-bro)

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

(via realfunny-bro)

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

(via realfunny-bro)

partyintheurl:

whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?

(via moistpits)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via moistpits)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via moistpits)

whiteboywaves:

why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet

(via moistpits)